Bake at Home
Configure your bake, then run it in our virtual server, sorry, oven. New in v2: experimental ingredients, a registry of wild ingredients we strongly advise against, quiche drift detection, and a fully modelled kitchen fire. Pull it out in the green zone for the perfect set.
oven-v2.0.1
runtime: Fable-class
fire suppression: simulated
// changelog
v2.0.1 The flan no longer sits directly on the heating element.
It has a wire rack now, like a professional. Zone labels
aligned. Extinguisher actually extinguishes.
v2.0.0 Total refresh. Added liqueur pipeline, wild ingredient
registry, quiche drift engine, smoke + fire incident
response, post-incident reporting. Removed feature
where the flan was secretly cake.
v1.3.2 Fixed bug where WARP also accelerated the user's regret.
v1.2.0 Doneness bar now tells the truth (breaking change).
v1.0.1 Initial release. Known issue: no failure states. Unrealistic.
Configuration
Every bake ships with a version number. A flan you cannot reproduce is an anecdote.
tip: higher temperatures cook faster but the perfect window flies past. WARP responsibly.
00:00Oven time
20°Cavity temp
18°Core temp
0%Doneness
RawPerfect setOverdoneIncident
// oven telemetry will appear here. nothing is on fire yet.