Announcements, custard safety notices and research from the laboratory. Set daily, served at room temperature.
The National Health & Safety Executive has directed us to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 Flan following reported incidents of over-flambéing. We are complying in full, whilst noting the evidence amounts to a few scorch marks. Access to all our other desserts is unaffected.
Long before caramel, before Spain, there was Rome, a surplus of eggs, and a gentle heat. Tracing flan from Apicius to your ramekin.
14 Feb 2026 Societal ImpactsThe largest qualitative study of its kind. They want it set, they want it cold, and they want more caramel.
18 Mar 2026 AnnouncementsOur most advanced frontier flan, available to a small number of trusted kitchens whilst we assess the wobble.
22 May 2026 AnnouncementsIndependent torch-testing of our safeguards, ahead of every launch. Thousands of hours, one bain-marie at a time.
2 Jun 2026 PolicyA policy change that carries real costs for us, but allows us to study and mitigate scorching across the fleet.
10 Jun 2026 ResearchTraining flan to hold its shape under pressure without anyone needing to hold the ramekin.
4 Mar 2026